like seagulls in slow motion

thefirsthorcrux:

House Hybrids: Slytherpuff - Slytherpuffs are an odd mix, and they are incredibly indecisive. They are ambitious and driven, but their shy Hufflepuff aspects can sometimes pull them away from what they want. They feel as though they dislike everyone, though they aren’t entirely sure why they do, and at times they can feel that they are an awful person because of this. Slytherpuffs are often angry at themselves for what they do or don’t say, and they are always biting their tongue. They are often quiet, but when they do speak up they say something that is worth your time. They avoid conflict the best they can, but if you insist upon it they will give you one hell of a debate. They are very dedicated to getting what they want, and if they will often stay away from people days at a time researching. They are not fans of social interaction. Painters, journalists and poets are often Slytherpuffs. (source)

On pottermore I got asked to choose between these two. I don’t know what it says that some types of badgers eat snakes. SLYTHERPUFF.

This should satisfy the family and friends who were horribly amused by my sorting into hufflepuff (I kept the whole, PICKED IT, aspect quiet) because they couldn’t imagine a universe in which I was not slytherin.