like seagulls in slow motion

can today stop?

jesus christ.

I said I wanted a BREAK from bad things universe, NOT MORE.

FIRST: it’s been pissing down with rain, there are no umbrellas in the house and I have an appointment with my employment provider that I have to attend. I call them and explain that I won’t be able to get there, and can I please change my appointment. WHAT DO THEY SAY? Oh it’s not raining here. You can make it. Come by any time we close at five. Hooray.

SECOND: I get a letter saying that the HUNDRED DOLLAR BIRTHDAY PRESENT I bought my dad has been seized by customs even though the website I bought it from was supposed to be posting from WITHIN AUSTRALIA. Apparently not. I don’t even know what the fuck to do here. Aside from super quickly purchasing another gift with the desperate hopes it’ll turn up in time for his birthday next week.

Why. Now I’m sitting here, hoping that the rain (which has not stopped all day for any time at all) will stop at some point so that I can make a mad dash up the fucking hill to the bus stop, where the bus only comes every hour and wondering how the fuck to tell the rest of my family about the birthday gift fiasco.

fuck you life. fuck you forever.